“Strategies for Avoiding My Top Crises of All Time,” by Jodie Leidecker
Sep 17th, 2014 | By Defenestration
The Multi-pocalypse!
Stay away from Cormac McCarthy/Octavia Butler novels, sharknadoes, anything with a whiff of zombies including corporate bookstores and public or college libraries (remember: zombies CAN sneak up on you! Be vigilant!).