Posts Tagged ‘ Harrison Scott Key ’

“Fallacy-Themed Villains and Superheroes,” by Harrison Scott Key

Jul 11th, 2012 | By

Mad Hominem

What does a failed presidential candidate go from here? Insane, that’s where! This reckless rogue never made it out of the primary season, but that won’t stop him from making anarchy of the republic with his Slander-Beam, a voice-controlled plasma laser that renders entire blocks of voters unable to distinguish between the validity of policy ideas and the personalities of the candidates who propose them. When will the madness end?

“The American Idol Judges Review My Recent Karaoke Performance,” by Harrison Scott Key

Apr 28th, 2010 | By

RANDY JACKSON: Yo, dog, yo. When I heard you would be singing the Godfather of Soul, I was like, What?! But “Sex Machine” is dope, y’all. If you do that song, you got to bring it, yo. And guess what? You slayed it! You got a little pitchy, especially when you started changing the words up and singing about trying to conceive a child with your wife.