Posts Tagged ‘ genevieve valentine ’

The King’s Bore

Feb 20th, 2006 | By

February; the most romantic month of the year, when everyone’s thoughts turn, panicked, to chocolate they forgot to buy for 13 days, and a small group of my friends gathers in Duane Reade to watch men snatch up boxes of Russell Stover and bet how long it will be before their girlfriends dump them. Hint

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“Tristan & Isolde”: A Love that Best Not Speak its Name

Jan 20th, 2006 | By

I would like to say, for the record, that I knew this would happen. The moment I walked into the Union Square multiplex and saw the banner fluttering stupidly in the breeze, ampersand glistening, I knew that Haratron and Andrew would be handing me a ticket to hell, and James Fraco would get top billing.

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Blood of Beasts: the HypnoHair, the Bearface, and the Awful, Awful Wardrobe

Dec 20th, 2005 | By

So, the two plots converge when Daddy goes back for his daughter and finds out that she’s totally dating Bearface, and there’s a big fuss and she’s brought home against her will and then makes Jake fight for her hand against Bearface. Standard stuff. So Jake and Bearface square off, and while the fight is

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“Queen of the Damned”: Still Not a Euphemism.

Nov 20th, 2005 | By

As this is unofficially Anne Rice Appreciation Month here at Defenestration, I took it upon myself to examine in detail the rich cinematic world that has been borne out of Rice’s fertile imagination. Then I put the Interview with a Vampire box down and rented Queen of the Damned instead. Queen of the Damned was

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It’s a Scream: Sting and Olivier fight. TO THE DEATH.

Oct 20th, 2005 | By

As Halloween bears down swiftly upon us, I feel that it’s my responsibility to review a frightening movie, guaranteed to set your teeth on edge, keep you from sleeping, and make you think twice about being in the house alone. My first contender was the 1985 classic Frankenstein morality play The Bride, if by “morality

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