“Introducing Entropy Girl,” by Wayne Helge
Dec 20th, 2012 | By DefenestrationI let the mayor’s plane buzz Chicago’s lakeshore twice before I reach into the cockpit with my mind and jam the yoke sideways. I fully expect Zooster to show up and fight me, but not before I execute a few barrel rolls and then land the plane in the middle of Grant Park. My name is Rogue Agent. I used to be a hero called Z-pack, Chicago’s favorite sidekick, fighting for order and justice.
Now all I want is to see a picture of the mayor’s wet pants on the front page of the Tribune tomorrow.