“Woman Reveals She Just Can’t Help Herself,” by Deborah Gottner
Oct 20th, 2009 | By DefenestrationOf all crimes perpetrated against breakfast foods–ranging everywhere from bagels to pop tarts to omelets–in the United States, the most heinous has gained nationwide exposure only in the last two decades. This crime against breakfast food is all the more profound because it targets the most innocuous victim: cereal. Before exploring examples of the terrible
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