Dr. Spiderqueen might be a doctor and a queen and a woman, but Winslow has failed to realize that she’s also an anthropomorphic spider, and that should probably cause even more concern. I mean, she’s poisonous and capable of spinning her own webs. Shouldn’t that worry you, Winlsow? Shouldn’t it?!

And now the regret kicks in…. And the fear.

I’m so glad I actually get a Valentine’s Day that falls on a Friday. That means I get to make an appropriately romantic comic strip. Muahahahaha!

So here we are: The first truly violent strip of the New Year. Revel in its goriness, you sick bastards!

I think this comic takes the prize for longest Ben & Winslow title ever. I was going to give a cookie to whoever could identify where the title is quoted from, but Internet research kind of ruins that sort of challenge.