She’s going to be really mad when she realizes all that extra tape was unnecessary.

I don’t know why these aren’t popular anymore.

This could be Winslow’s best costume yet. Hopefully not.

He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for the internet, and concealed carry permits, and cell phones, and a desensitized youth culture! Also, get off his lawn!

I will not apologize for the pun in the title.