Looks can be deceiving. Or they might not be deceiving at all and we’re all willfully ignoring how scary and weird everything is because we’re getting frozen yogurt.

Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm never forgets and never forgives.

It’s important to do your best. Just remember that there are always risks involved. Always.

This strip is dedicated to my grandmother, who used to knit all sorts of things.

Yeah, this is a comic about toilet paper. It’s even a comic about stockpiling toilet paper. But it is not a comic about the pandemic.