“Pesky Journalists,” by Aidan Kingsford
Dec 2nd, 2015 | By DefenestrationJournalist #1: I’m here at the royal wedding of King Henry XIII and Catherine of Parr. Your highness, it’s an honor to talk to you at this beautiful affair.
King Henry: Thank you, I’m glad you could make it. Did you have some questions for your publication?
Journalist #1: I indeed did, I’ll rattle through them real quick.
King Henry: Sounds good.
Journalist #1: So this is your sixth wedding, correct?
King Henry: Yes, this time I’ve found love for real.
Journalist #1: Do you really believe that?