Nonfiction

“Friends,” by Tallulah Marzipan

Feb 5th, 2014 | By

Dan is my best friend but sometimes I catch him picking his nose and flicking his boogers at my windshield.

“Stop doing that. I can see you.”

“I didn’t—“

“I saw you!”

But now he’s depressed so when I catch him I don’t make fun of him for it as much.



“6 Reasons Princess Leia is Actually Sylvia Plath,” by Charles Ramsay McCrory

Jan 29th, 2014 | By

Much like the speaker in Plath’s poem “Daddy,” Leia must be sorting through some daddy issues of her own. Just look at Vader’s hand clutching her shoulder as they watch Alderaan being disintegrated; and what exactly went on between Leia, Vader and that interrogation probe behind the closed blast door of her cell? Discovering that your hated captor and torturer was your father all along is the stuff confessional poetry was made for.



“Indie Film or Brooklyn Cocktail?” by Linda Lacina

Oct 9th, 2013 | By

1. Friend of the Devil
2. The Trespasser
3. The Rabbit in the Moon



“How Fly Fishing Brings One Close to State Magazines; or Mimicking Prey,” by Kurt Fryklund

Oct 2nd, 2013 | By

I have been informed by Orvis and Recreation.gov that fly fishing brings one close to nature. I can see how standing in the middle of a stream would do that. Clearly Orvis and Recreation.gov have in mind a proximity that is more than just physical. Unfortunately, they do not specify. Orvis, however, claims that fly fishing facilitates this proximity by requiring one to mimic prey, whereas Recreation.gov cites fly fishing’s requirements for skill and grace. Curious as to where fly fishing might deliver one, I decided to do some research.



“A Completely Unscientific Comparative Table of Cultural Characteristics of the Tri-State Region,” by Nancy Katt

Jun 19th, 2013 | By

A Completely Unscientific Comparative Table of Cultural Characteristics of the Tri-State Region

(Excluding New York and Substituting Massachusetts in its Place)