“Signs You Are A Minor Character In A Disaster Movie,” by Jocko Benoit
Apr 20th, 2022 | By Defenestration
You are in the middle of a bad marriage
or a great affair, or you are spending
your Vegas losses in a bar.
You are in the middle of a bad marriage
or a great affair, or you are spending
your Vegas losses in a bar.
I’m turning my pity party into a purge party and
all my exes are invited—
dearest darlings, serenade me at
my silly little slumber party starring a bunch
of queer gals with one(1) Emma™ in common—
what could possibly go wrong?
I do not like you, Duncan King,
old fart lord of everything—
I will smite you with a pox
stick you in a wooden box
is a polarizing, stepped-on chicken patty in a bun,
breaded flatworm of nostalgia
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