Presenting: The Defenestrati, a crowd-created Defenestration comic.

So, sometimes people ask me “What do you like in a story?” or they ask me “What’s your favorite movie?” or they ask me “How did you get to be so disturbed?” The answer to all of those is probably The Warriors. With most of my favorite movies you can say, “That movie sort of

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Welcome to the November 2007 issue of Defenestration. Can you believe we’re into our fifth volume? Five! We’re going to have to start counting on another hand soon. What better way to celebrate the anniversary of this beloved magazine than by addressing all the error messages that you fine folks have probably been receiving! Man,

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I.   The Interview Billy pushed through the revolving door of a tall, glass building. His shoes clicked across the marble lobby.   He rose 42 floors in the elevator and emerged into a deserted reception area. “Hello out there!”   He called, trying not to look at the floor-to-ceiling windows. “In here.”   He followed the voice to

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The problem of children isn’t going away any time soon. It seems the more law enforcement tries to crack down, the harder it gets. Just one drive through a school zone will make the problem clear in all its repulsive reality. Last time I drove by Roosevelt Elementary I saw children on the monkey bars,

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