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“Step One Towards Buyer’s Remorse,” by Andrew Kaye

Jan 20th, 2008 | By

Presenting: The Defenestrati, a crowd-created Defenestration comic.



“Butt Implants,” found by the Defenestration Crew

Jan 20th, 2008 | By

This is a single-page manual for a computer. It hasn’t been doctored in any way, save the removal of any company logos. It looks innocent at first glance, but then you notice something odd about the stick figure in the first panel. Why the hell does a stick figure have an ass?! ———— The Defenestration

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Abridged Classics: “Becoming Jane”

Jan 1st, 2008 | By

Wherein I slog through two hours of retrofitted history so you don’t have to. ———— Genevieve is a prolific writer of speculative fiction living in New York, but you’ll never find her there because millions of people live there and Genevieve likes her privacy. Examples of her fiction can be found in Strange Horizons, Fantasy Magazine,

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Defenestration: December 2007

Dec 20th, 2007 | By

Welcome, one and all, to the December issue of Defenestration! It’s late. I know it’s late, you know it’s late, Eileen knows it’s late, Genevieve knows it’s late, Bigfoot knows it’s late, the Elm Tree knows it’s late, that old guy sitting outside your bedroom throwing birdseed at your window and humming Abba songs knows

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“Ryan,” By Erin Bruno

Dec 20th, 2007 | By

Ridiculously unimpressed Yawning with his eyes as I Adorn the night with slurred syllables and my Noxious black smoke that he says smells like Christmas trees burning.