Finally, a comic with full color!

I pulled this script out of a file marked “Ben and Winslow Ideas.” I wrote it months ago, but only recently had a chance to draw it. I love sugar, so I can imagine someone treating it as if it were some king of drug. Either that, or this guy really does use brilliant metaphor.

Event Chronology:

Incident #1. Goraga surfaces in harbor, marches into the port, rips out a pier and heaves it downtown. Roaring, blowing fire, he then razes the city.

Incident #2. Goraga surfaces in harbor, endures artillery shelling for several minutes by nearby battleships, then sinks from view bellowing in rage.

For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

Buttons randomly appear in Ben and Winslow’s house. Usually something bad happens when the button is pressed, so I figured there had to be at least ONE time where the outcome was positive.

To whom it may concern,

I have always marveled at the wondrous mystery of outer space. I stand agape, gazing heavenward at the stars, those flaming spheres of plasma whose energy radiates throughout the universe as the result of the complex process of hydrogenate thermonuclear fusion. I am enthralled by the precise intricacy of our solar system and the elaborate interconnection between gravity and mass, solar wind and interplanetary dust. The expansive and limitless universe boggles my mind, and I am continually dumbfounded by what a small role the human species plays in the grand scheme of life.

This is why the Miss Universe Pageant is so blatantly unfair. How can you call it “Miss Universe” when the only planet represented in the competition is Earth?