Archive for December 2019

Open Before X-Mas

Dec 6th, 2019 | By

She’s going to be really mad when she realizes all that extra tape was unnecessary.

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“The Perfect Open Mic,” by Casey “Rocket” Rohlen

Dec 4th, 2019 | By

Open mics are to self-help what Columbine was to school spirit: A step in the wrong direction.

Big laugh. Meta as hell. Enough time has passed to where it works. Crowd loves it. They carry me out of there like Rudy.

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“Dr. Seuss Does Open Heart Surgery,” by Erik Jasek

Dec 1st, 2019 | By

For your Sunday enjoyment: a comic!

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