Posts Tagged ‘ V.VI ’

Defenestration: April 2008

Apr 20th, 2008 | By

Here we are, April, 2008, with a brand new issue of Defenestration. Love it as we love you. I’ll keep the editorial short this month, because the only thing I really have to say, aside from the fact that I love popsicles, is that we’ve updated our submissions guidelines to fit in with the changing

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“Commerce,” by Mike Wiegand

Apr 20th, 2008 | By

The big money in Iraq is in the coffin industry Business is Business and Business is Booming Even with the recent production increases Sajad’s shop can barely keep up It’s a good problem to have, he sighs, wiping his neck, shaking his head and smiling It’s a big day at the shop An American news

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“Yahoo Homepage/Perez Hilton/War Coverage Cutup,” by Nicole Henares

Apr 20th, 2008 | By

U.S. foreign policy dumb as shit we’d say not mean or crazy because Congress didn’t ask tough questions or demand accountability the result is what’s with the bunny though they oppose it 95% of Americans haven’t been touched by the war or the celebrity rumors where everyone has something to hide click to reveal their

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2 Poems by Ryan Rader

Apr 20th, 2008 | By

Pencil Today I noticed that Pencils don’t bleed, and if they did We would have cardboard hospitals filled with number two’s and sharpeners Would surely be outlawed, especially Those torturous cranks screwed into classroom walls. I figured that erasers would be sold As hats, but the longer pink rubbery monsters would be for the most

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“Harry Potter Writes a Series of Strongly Worded Letters to His Neighbors That Indicate He Misses Fighting Dark Wizards,” by John Frank Weaver

Apr 20th, 2008 | By

Dear Mr. Smith, I have asked you on numerous occasions to cut the branch on your tree that hangs over onto my property. These have been very reasonable requests and your refusal to comply is indicative of very Dark Magic at play. I believe you are under the control of a dark wizard who has

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