Eileen and Andrew Play MASH while Genevieve Burns Harry Potter

M A S H
Profession

Garbage Inspector
Gynecologist
Sweatshop Manager
Performance Artist (homeless)
Sultan of Dubai’s Girlfriend

 
Hobby

Hooking
Taxidermy
Playing Bradley Headstone at Dickens World
Coupon Clipping Enthusiast
Staring at Andrew

 
Who You Will Marry

Bruce Willis circa 1989
Andrew
Ryan Reynolds
Chad the Ex-Boyfriend
Larry King

 
Children

A Swarm
Macaulay Culkin
A Toothbrush
Myriad of fluffy puppies

 
How You Will Die

Twinkie Accident
Run over by clown [...]

“Anne of Green Gables”: The Code

Recently, rereading Anne of Green Gables, I had to stop and ask myself why. The answer was, “Because it was the first thing I grabbed on my way to the subway,” but the general idea is that the book is a little weird.
Long the domain of spinsters-in-training, children’s literature enthusiasts, and hordes of preteen [...]

“Exploradora,” by Wakman111

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White knuckling a pencil since the womb, Wakman111 has pushed out comics faster than his eraser’s lifespan. He has created over 20 comics since first grade: from his first comic character, “ERASERMAN,” a time traveling war veteran, to his most recent comics: “Butcher Shop” and the MS series. Self-sheltered from pop-culture and MTV alike… he knows nothing [...]