Archive for July, 2005
Hex Mex: It’s Like Chex Mix, Except it Cuts Up My Insides (pt. 2/2)
Welcome back! I presume you’re read part one.
So we’re on to the second episode. Cassie continues to go out walking around the castle despite the fact that there’s a murderous fallen angel following her around everywhere. Azazeal says more wise words of the day and leers a lot and Cassie is so confused she goes [...]
Christian Bale: A History
Dear Christian Bale,
Now that you are the new Batman, I know you have a lot of people admiring your work for the first time. Since most of them are women, I will assume you get approached in the street a lot, which has to be uncomfortable for you, as you are British and therefore [...]
The Historian: The Secretive Secret Secret-Keeper
I enjoyed reading The Historian as much as I enjoy being called “ma’am” by the bag boy at the supermarket. After taking pages and pages of copious notes on the text, I thought it best to simply bring a sample of the book to your attention so that you can come to a conclusion on this [...]
