// archives

Archive for February, 2004

Ubiquitous Oscar Column

In general, this column will be where you go to read reviews of truly craptacular movies that one should not die without having seen. However, it’s Oscar time, and Ubiquitous Film Review Column is as much a slave to Oscar power as any other media outlet!
As this year’s Oscar race approaches, the buzz increases about [...]

Velveeta Wrestling: Why Gay Marriage Should Be Legal

Love is a beautiful thing. So are men. And two men in love while giving each other back massages while I take pictures is a very very beautiful thing. It should happen more frequently!
Okay, I admit, I want gay marriage to be allowed into the Massachusetts Constitution for my own selfish needs. Gay men are [...]

Velveeta Wrestling: Why Gay Marriage Should Be Legal (Celebrity Rebuttal: GOD)

Love is a beautiful thing. So are men. And two men in love while giving each other back massages while I take pictures is a very very beautiful thing. It should happen more frequently!
Okay, I admit, I want gay marriage to be allowed into the Massachusetts Constitution for my own selfish needs. Gay men are [...]

Defenestration: February 2004

It’s the February 2004 issue of Defenestration!

Archives