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    Archives - Posts written in January, 2004
  • “Ambiquitous Comics,” by Chris Plehal Chris Plehal owns a Mexican candle that has a picture of a skeleton on it and says "Muerte Contra Mis Enemigos." If anyone pisses him ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Infinity — Thou Must DIE!”, by Gary Lehmann We've had enough of you. Be gone! Look! You're not even logical any longer. As long as a start can be made one-two-three there is no point where the end ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Chances”, by Bryan Thao Worra In 1,000 years you are guaranteed At least one perfect cup of coffee, And if you have enough monkeys, (IF) Almost the complete works of the Bard. So what ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “A Twist on Cliché”, by Brooke Bailey Hey Prince Charming, I'm glad your horse ate you and while you're riding off into the sunset in your stallion's stomach I hope he decides to regurgitate you, that a cow ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “The Truth About Camping”, by Todd Werkhoven Although I’m not what you would call an "avid outdoorsman," I do like being outdoors. Weather permitting, I enjoy hiking, kayaking, skiing, walking, swimming, and ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Generation Gap”, by Stephen Swycher Stephen Swycher in conversation with his granddaughter (aged 3 years & six months). Grandpa: I’d like you to put your toys away and tidy up Milly. Milly: ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Mr. Crow” pt. 1, by Jonathan Redhorse 1. A grandchild and I went to the carnival. “Let’s ride the merry-go-round,” it insisted, tugging me towards the circling horses. Everywhere people held balloons. The grandchild ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Excerpts from a Fish’s Diary,” by Dante Kleinberg "... It rained food again today. I really don't understand why this happens, there's absolutely no pattern to it, no warning. Sometimes several days go ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Hi, is this Hitler?”, by Joseph Kim There’s always at least one Hitler in every city, sometimes even two or three. Believe it. What I do is order phonebooks from like different ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Culinary Misunderstanding”, by Damien Callis It is not every day you are told by a flatmate to bring him a lemon from the supermarket for the purpose of sticking it ...
    [January 20th by Defenestration]
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