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    Archives - Posts written in November, 2003
  • “Consider Haiku “, by Stan Lyness Words From Our Sponsor: A Jeweler Commissions a Novel In an arrangement believed to be a first for the book industry, Bulgari has paid British author Fay ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “The Principle of Slavery”, by Andrew Garner The principle of slavery still informs the school: The fixed desks and chairs of unmoved souls, Paragons of virtue at following the rule Of teachers who themselves have ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Situation Vacant”, by David Gwilym Anthony My cousins have a strong religious streak - teetotal Bible belters. I don't like those Jesus freaks: the worst one's Pastor Mike. To my surprise I heard from ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Letters To Wolfhaus”, by Christopher Woods Dear Manager, Wolfhaus Lodge, As much as my wife and I enjoyed our annual stay this year, we couldn’t help noticing that your pillows seemed unusually ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Delivering Quality Right to Your Door”, by Genevieve Valentine Floyd and Angela Horowitz lived in the little house at the end of the street, with the overgrown backyard, and all the screeching. “Floyd!” Angela was ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “The Original Ending to Pride and Prejudice, or, The Sopping Bride”, by Anna Psitos “I’m snappishly funny, aren’t I?” Lizzie looked at her sister Jane, who sat complacently doing her needlework. Jane raised her head. “Well, Lizzie, I’ve always thought ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Making a Statement”, by Charlotte Jones I wanted to make a statement. That’s why I hired Dominique Marceaux. I just never dreamed it would turn out like this. Why did I ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “The Tale of Piecemeal, the Prince who Got Wood”, by Jonathann Harper Once upon a time, there lived the mentally challenged Prince Piecemeal. Piecemeal liked to take long walks in the forest by himself, each day wandering ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
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