“The Pests from Beyond,” by Ryan Currier
Dec 20th, 2011 | By DefenestrationWhen ghosts moved into my house, my first thought was live and let live. Actually, my first thought was, Great, here comes the dementia. My second thought was that I was the victim of some kind of perverted trick, played out by one of my friends. I hoped it was my perverted friend Bob, so I could flatten his nose so bad he’d only smell lip.
But no, these were definitely ghosts.