“Restroom,” by Kim Gibson
Dec 20th, 2017 | By Defenestration“Hi, may I use the restroom?”
Of course. First it’s Can I use the restroom? Blink, blink, blink! then boom, toilet paper mâché all over the goddamn floor because gas station bathroom floors are gross and can’t be stepped on. Pee all over the seats. Paper towel thrown around the room like she had herself a good ol’ paper towel ball fight.