“Governor Scott Dissolves Jacksonville to Bail Out Cash-Strapped State,” by Eric Mohrman
Sep 7th, 2011 | By DefenestrationGovernor Rick Scott has announced his latest tactic to rescue Florida from dire financial straits. After declaring Eustis–a rural, tea-party infested central town–the new state capital, Scott called a press conference at his Lake County office to reveal that Jacksonville is no more. Scott overturned the city’s 1968 consolidation with Duval County, and the two were granted an annulment by the small but feisty pastor the Governor carries around in his breast pocket.