“I’m Your Toddler and I Need to Do A Couple Things Before We Flee This Zombie Apocalypse,” Dianna Heitz
Aug 19th, 2026 | By Defenestration
Hey Mama, I know a pack of starving zombies is rapidly approaching our house, but I’d like to try putting my socks on by myself today.
I can see what you’re thinking: Why the socks, why today? I believe it was Dr. Maria Montessori who said, “It is necessary that the child teach himself, and then—”
Big reaction! Do you need the Calm Down Corner? Some belly breaths?
