I don’t know when Winslow started researching stem cells, but apparently he’s been doing it long enough for all his friends to take notice.

My 7-year-old thinks this comic is hilarious. That’s the level of humor we’re dealing with today, folks!

Happy almost Valentine’s Day, everyone! I actually saw something that was exactly this: a man made out of chocolate claiming to be “the perfect man.” It was wrapped in a colorful box with a special 1950s flair, and it was so incredibly stupid that Reya’s dialogue here was almost exactly what was going through my head.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: If you ever have a sore that you can’t quite identify, call a medical professional before you start poking at it. You never know what that sore could turn into.

I never make resolutions for a new year unless they’re really vague, so usually I tell the world that I plan to read more, write more, and draw more. Those are all pretty straightforward, and my success or failure can’t be easily measured unless I put forth way more effort than I want. But Winslow? This guy’s unstoppable. No one has a resolution success rate like this. Ben has every right to be jealous.