So. Here were are at last.

It’s time for the April 2014 issue of Defenestration, everyone! Last year Eileen and I took a break from the magazine to rest our fragile bodies and minds. Three months in a chemical bath and several cybernetic upgrades later, we reopened Defenestration to submissions and got back to work. The response was truly humbling. We started getting submissions immediately–and so many were awesome that we ended up holding on to more for consideration than we ever had before. That made choosing the content for this issue a little more difficult than usual, but Eileen and I are professionals and know how to handle these sorts of things. (We never resort to violence, unless that doesn’t work and we’re forced to resort to violence.

I’m not going to lie: This comic is largely based on my life. I have three small children, which makes it difficult for me to do… anything. It’s hard to get out of the house to play games or to see movies, even with my wife, which means I sometimes miss out on fun, non-child activities. This isn’t so much a complaint as a wistful look back at the days before I was a parent and had lots of free time.

Some people know martial arts. Some people carry weapons. Winslow protects himself with near invulnerability and the ability to cause severe and sometimes fatal allergic reactions.

C’mon, Ben! You know better than to walk around with a wad of cash in your hands….

Whenever I post a comic like this one, people ask me if they can see the uncensored version.