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“Change of Place”: Rick Springfield Goes Abroad

Jul 20th, 2004 | By

So, I recently caught a cable extravaganza called Change of Place. The title is so hilariously bland that you can only imagine what further horrors were in store for me. You don’t have to imagine, actually, because I wrote them down. So, I suppose that “for me” really meant “for you.” Sorry about that. Once

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“The Forsyte Saga”: What a Terrible Plan

Jun 20th, 2004 | By

Recently I had the pleasure of renting The Forsyte Saga, a British miniseries that got rave reviews from all quarters. This pleasure lasted until I went to the checkout counter and realized I had just spent $25 on a miniseries with a family named for a personality trait. Why now, I wondered, when I had

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The Life and Times of Ray Charles

Jun 20th, 2004 | By

Recently, Ray Charles passed away. I remember him fondly from Diet Pepsi commercials, and for shooting at a prepubescent guitar thief in Blues Brothers. And the music, of course. Good times, good times…. Well, I decided to dedicate this month’s hastily drawn adventure to Mr. Charles. A brief history of the life many of you didn’t know he lived….



The Man with the Golden Pun: “Troy” and “Van Helsing” Fail Miserably at Whatever They Were Trying to Do

May 20th, 2004 | By

This month was going to be a review of the 1940 version of Pride and Prejudice, because it is a horrible adaptation of a wonderful story. However, Eileen and Andrew shamed me into writing about movies that had recently come out. Why? Because, according to Andrew, I would never shut up about them otherwise. Also,

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Otter Vs. Satan: The Eternal Struggle of Good Vs. Evil Continues!

May 20th, 2004 | By

Eileen and I made a movie, which will be appearing in select theaters across North America at the end of the month! Exciting? Of course it is. Here’s some critical acclaim we’ve received so far.