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Eileen and I made a movie, which will be appearing in select theaters across North America at the end of the month! Exciting? Of course it is. Here’s some critical acclaim we’ve received so far:

“Otter Vs. Satan… is apparently based on a true story. But tell me, since when did anyone, let alone an otter, find out the directions to Hell?” —some haughty moron from a newspaper

“Creators Eileen and Andrew… obviously spent most of their budget on hiring their acting talent… a whole hour of the film is dedicated to Otter and Satan playing one another in a game of Scrabble, while Otter sings the entire soundtrack to Labyrinth. If you haven’t experienced Hugh Jackman singing David Bowie, this is the movie for you. Otherwise, don’t bother.” —some condescending prick from an entertainment magazine

“Why the fuck is Satan blue?!” —some uneducated dolt from a film review website

“I didn’t even know Eileen and Andrew made a movie.” —Genevieve Valentine, Defenestration movie critic

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Andrew Kaye (known in some circles as AK) is the creator of Ben & Winslow and other questionable comics, many of which can be found in his deviantART gallery. He’s also the editor-in-chief of this magazine. Duh?