“Christmas Catastrophe,” by A.C. Cambers
Dec 20th, 2021 | By Defenestration
A string of tinsel killed my cat.
My grandma was to blame.
A string of tinsel killed my cat.
My grandma was to blame.
And it
should come as
no great surprise
Isaac Newton said,
“I find I now
prefer to sit beneath.”
pear trees.
a well trained baboon
could kick our ass at most sports
what the fuck even
is a tree
just this big wood
rod all branching
Is it Christmas yet? I wish it was Christmas right now.