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Velveeta Wrestling: Why Gay Marriage Should Be Legal (Celebrity Rebuttal: GOD)

Feb 20th, 2004 | By

Love is a beautiful thing. So are men. And two men in love while giving each other back massages while I take pictures is a very very beautiful thing. It should happen more frequently! Okay, I admit, I want gay marriage to be allowed into the Massachusetts Constitution for my own selfish needs. Gay men

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Defenestration: February 2004

Feb 20th, 2004 | By

It’s the February 2004 issue of Defenestration!



The Magic Flute: Why V.C. Andrews is Rolling in Her Grave (Celebrity Rebuttal: V.C. Andrews, deceased)

Jan 20th, 2004 | By

V.C. Andrews is pissed. Sure Andrews, best known for her novel Flowers in the Attic died in 1986, but being dead really frees up your schedule. And all that time really gives you time to reflect on how your family is made up of money-grubbing goblins. V.C. Andrews only wrote seven books, but those seven

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Defenestration: January 2004

Jan 20th, 2004 | By

It’s the January 2004 issue of Defenestration!



Reasons versus Reasoning (Celebrity Rebuttal by Eileen’s Ex-Boyfriend)

Dec 20th, 2003 | By

“Top 10 Reasons Why Men Cheat” is one of the stupidest articles I have ever tripped over when skipping through the Internet. From the incredibly sage-like website AskMen.com (showmeyourboobs.com was already taken), this little article attempts to derail the big myth we’ve all been asking ourselves: “Adultery has been around forever, and has always given

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