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Rich, Chocolate Constantine. More Constantine, Please!

Mar 20th, 2005 | By

This month we examine Constantine, an antihero comic book movie based on “religion.”As you can see by my use of quotes, this movie will be long and contain a lot of pointless and inaccurate religious references. I shall ignore most of them in this review, as I ignored them in my free screening, because I’m

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Defenestration: March 2005

Mar 20th, 2005 | By

It’s the March 2005 issue of Defenestration!



Express Yourself: A Guide to Kate Beckinsale

Feb 20th, 2005 | By

I notice that some people seem incapable of tracking actors from one project to another, lovingly tracing their career path and supporting the dreams of someone they will never meet. I call these people “unfortunate.” I am told the common parlance is “normal,” or “not in need of medical help.” But we’re not here today

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Defenestration: February 2005

Feb 20th, 2005 | By

It’s the February 2005 issue of Defenestration!



“Phantom of the Opera”: Because They Paid Me

Jan 20th, 2005 | By

Sometimes, a small idea gets nurtured like a grapevine by a caring, skilled screenwriter. The idea is gently plucked in a wine harvest of writing, mulled and extracted into a rich merlot of character and wit, and (after a suitable ripening period) taken from the dark cellar of obscurity and poured for a grateful cinematic

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