Presenting: The Defenestrati, a crowd-created Defenestration comic.

Well, gentle readers, recently that _________, ________ fantasy movie Eragon was released. Rather than go see the film, I thought I would leave you with a clichéd fantasy movie summary with blanks you can fill in yourself. It’s what the filmmakers did, and I don’t know why I should put in more effort than they

[continue reading…]

DISCLAIMER: Okay, so, The Prestige is the best movie of the year, and everything here is the world’s biggest spoiler. If there were any more spoilers, it would be a road race. There’s a lot of run-of-the-mill dickery in movies; assfaces have pushes forward movie plots from Birth of a Nation (awkwaaard) to Silence of

[continue reading…]

The following comics are based on actual scenes from “The Prestige,” a movie about Wolverine and Batman’s spiteful, often violent, magician’s rivalry. Against the advice of Batman’s trusted butler Alfred, Wolverine journeys to the Labyrinth, where he commissions Jareth the Goblin King to make him a magical electrical doo-dad. With the help of Gollum, Jareth completes his device, providing Wolverine with not only magical infamy, but lots and lots of hats.

I won’t tell you how the movie ends. I don’t care about spoiling the ending for you, I just didn’t have enough patience to draw any more than six cartoons.

It’s the October 2006 issue of Defenestration!