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“An Ambivalent Kiss-off Note in 78 Beatles’ Titles, 3 ‘Buts,’ and a ‘So,’” by David Wanczyk

Feb 2nd, 2011 | By

Martha My Dear,

Hello little girl. I don’t want to spoil the party, but I want to tell you something. You like me too much. You can’t do that because everybody’s trying to be my baby. Slow down. Dig it? Let it be.



Donner? Party of Four?

Feb 1st, 2011 | By

Ever get to your lunch hour and realize you forgot to bring your lunch AND your wallet? We’ve all been there. And by “there” I mean your desk, where someone stole your lunch and I stole your wallet. (Your driver’s license looks pretty good, considering your face!) So, what do you survive on? You might

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Diarrhea of the Mouth

Jan 28th, 2011 | By

I’ve always wanted to draw a comic where one of the people speaking is speaking so much that it fills the entire panel, with the other person looking around confused. The revelation of Attention Whore’s real name last week, and the apparent guilt Winslow feels about not knowing it in the first place, seemed like the perfect opportunity to finally put this one on paper.



“The Worst Ways to Start a Dinner Conversation in Mixed Company,” by Zach Kessler

Jan 26th, 2011 | By

Starting a conversation in mixed company is almost prohibitively difficult. However, there are some clues to help us along. Here I have entered some observations into a brief outline and following commentary regarding the worst ways one might start a dinner conversation in mixed company. By simply avoiding these gaffes, you will be well on your way to an evening that satisfies you and your new friends.



Slash in the Pan: Where Copyright Infringement and Sensuality Bang

Jan 25th, 2011 | By

Am I just getting older or is Slash Fiction just getting lazier? So, for those of you who are not familiar with slash fiction, this is erotic fan fiction with a man-on-man angle. And I kind of missed the whole slash phenomenon, though I had some friends were big fanatics about it. My friend, Meredith,

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