Charles Xavier’s sulked in his room
since matron said Cerebro was banned:
why triple the leccy bill when there’s
a copy of the Yellow Pages to hand?
How to write a villanelle
Think of yourself as a DJ remixing a sample.
Try to find a rhyme scheme that won’t get grotesque.
This particular piece is a bad example.
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Celebrated Bayville Middle School substitute teacher, Charlie Craver, is [more]
I drew this after listening to some Blue Oyster Cult. I can't imagine why. [more]
