Archive for October, 2005
It’s a Scream: Sting and Olivier fight. TO THE DEATH.
As Halloween bears down swiftly upon us, I feel that it’s my responsibility to review a frightening movie, guaranteed to set your teeth on edge, keep you from sleeping, and make you think twice about being in the house alone. My first contender was the 1985 classic Frankenstein morality play The Bride, if by “morality [...]
Where the Sun Don’t Shine: An Exploration into the Dark Corners of My Closet where the Vampires are Hiding Waiting for Me.
I had a dream. Not a Martin Luther King one. A real dream. In it, I received a phone call at my house. “Hi, this is Shelly from Starbucks,” said a sweet voice. “I’m just calling to let you know that you left your phone–” Slight pause. “I AM SATORDI. A NOSFERATEU FROM THE FIREY [...]
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