Archive for March, 2004
“The Piano” (IT’S A SYMBOL)
So.
Has anyone else here seen The Piano?
No?
Good idea.
But for those that need to write a report on it, I offer you an Intellectual Summary. (We couldn’t get the rights to the pictures, so I have drawn them myself.)
Holly Hunter: I haven’t spoken since I was six, for no real reason.
(Hint: We need a reason. [...]
Lord of the Bling: How Hip Hop Clothing is Changing the World, One Velour Ass at a Time
Just the other day I was traversing through the mall, sipping on some henney and coke when I spotted Eminem’s new clothing line “Shady†wear, which contained the following shady shades: prison orange and powdered baby blue.
As I drove home in my car, guzzling down gin and juice I wondered, “Do I have a drinking [...]
Defenestration: March 2004
It’s the March 2004 issue of Defenestration!
© 2004 Defenestration. 
