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“The Piano” (IT’S A SYMBOL)

So. Has anyone else here seen The Piano? No? Good idea. But for those that need to write a report on it, I offer you an Intellectual Summary. (We couldn’t get the rights to the pictures, so I have drawn them myself.) Holly Hunter: I haven’t spoken since I was six, for no real reason. [...]

Lord of the Bling: How Hip Hop Clothing is Changing the World, One Velour Ass at a Time

Just the other day I was traversing through the mall, sipping on some henney and coke when I spotted Eminem’s new clothing line Shady Wear, which contained the following shady shades: prison orange and powdered baby blue. As I drove home in my car, guzzling down gin and juice I wondered, “Do I have a [...]

Defenestration: March 2004

It’s the March 2004 issue of Defenestration!

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