“The Anatomy of Solace (Does Marie Antoinette Need Glasses?)” by David Cotrone
Aug 19th, 2010 | By Defenestration“The Redcoats are coming! The Redcoats are coming!”
“What?” the newcomer asks. “The red what?”
“The Red Coats. You know, Redcoats — the British soldiers: the Regulars, the King’s Men, the Lobsters, the Bloody Backs, etc. etc. etc.”
“But why?”
“Why what?”
“Why are you yelling? Why are you trying to warn me about…the British, you said?” The newcomer pauses and kneads his hands. “I mean, they don’t seem that bad.” He does a quick scan of the area. “And I don’t think I see any here.”