Bad joke time! I apologize for nothing!

I learned something new while working on this strip. I looked up “virgin eggs” to see if the term really existed, and was horrified by the answer.

It’s easy to get jealous when everyone around you is successful….

One thing I hate about long-running cartoons is when the creators/writers/producers feel extra characters are necessary to freshen things up. Previously unknown and unheard of family members are the worst (Stanley SquarePants, I’m looking at you).

I wasn’t originally planning on posting this one today. I wasn’t even planning on drawing it. But last weekend I was doodling, and imagining what Winslow would look like if he were sick, and everything got a little out of control.

Outhouse Johnny is part of a large family of object-headed people. God only knows why these people were cursed with these heads, or why Outhouse Johnny was picked out among those hundreds of unfortunates to have an outhouse on his shoulders. Johnny will never find true love, and he will never get an honest job.