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“The Prestige”: Dicktacular.

Nov 20th, 2006 | By

DISCLAIMER: Okay, so, The Prestige is the best movie of the year, and everything here is the world’s biggest spoiler. If there were any more spoilers, it would be a road race. There’s a lot of run-of-the-mill dickery in movies; assfaces have pushes forward movie plots from Birth of a Nation (awkwaaard) to Silence of

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Scenes From “The Prestige”

Nov 20th, 2006 | By

The following comics are based on actual scenes from “The Prestige,” a movie about Wolverine and Batman’s spiteful, often violent, magician’s rivalry. Against the advice of Batman’s trusted butler Alfred, Wolverine journeys to the Labyrinth, where he commissions Jareth the Goblin King to make him a magical electrical doo-dad. With the help of Gollum, Jareth completes his device, providing Wolverine with not only magical infamy, but lots and lots of hats.

I won’t tell you how the movie ends. I don’t care about spoiling the ending for you, I just didn’t have enough patience to draw any more than six cartoons.



“Equilbrium”: An Abridged Classics Video

Aug 20th, 2006 | By

Science fiction is such a hard genre to pin down. By which I mean it’s terrible. Don’t believe me? Have a look at Equilibrium, where Christian Bale spins his wheels and works on his American accent, where Sean Bean is not a bad guy and is therefore quickly dispatched, and where kids are little assholes.

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Putting the “V” in “LOVE”

Mar 20th, 2006 | By

I loved V for Vendetta. I was supposed to go make fun of it because Hugo Weaving is clearly taking over the world one scenery-chewing part at a time, and because if Alan Moore of Castle Greyskull has denounced it than you know it’s pretty damn evil, but then I saw it. I loved V

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Toilet Doodle

Mar 20th, 2006 | By

———— Andrew Kaye (known in some circles as AK) is the creator of Ben & Winslow and other questionable comics, many of which can be found in his deviantART gallery. He’s also the editor-in-chief of this magazine. Duh?