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Defenestration: April 2004

Apr 20th, 2004 | By

It’s the April 2004 issue of Defenestration!



“The Piano” (IT’S A SYMBOL)

Mar 20th, 2004 | By

So. Has anyone else here seen The Piano? No? Good idea. But for those that need to write a report on it, I offer you an Intellectual Summary. (We couldn’t get the rights to the pictures, so I have drawn them myself.) Holly Hunter: I haven’t spoken since I was six, for no real reason.

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Defenestration: March 2004

Mar 20th, 2004 | By

It’s the March 2004 issue of Defenestration!



Ubiquitous Oscar Column

Feb 20th, 2004 | By

In general, this column will be where you go to read reviews of truly craptacular movies that one should not die without having seen. However, it’s Oscar time, and Ubiquitous Film Review Column is as much a slave to Oscar power as any other media outlet! As this year’s Oscar race approaches, the buzz increases

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Velveeta Wrestling: Why Gay Marriage Should Be Legal (Celebrity Rebuttal: GOD)

Feb 20th, 2004 | By

Love is a beautiful thing. So are men. And two men in love while giving each other back massages while I take pictures is a very very beautiful thing. It should happen more frequently! Okay, I admit, I want gay marriage to be allowed into the Massachusetts Constitution for my own selfish needs. Gay men

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