Table of Contents for April 2021 Issue
Apr 14th, 2021 | By Defenestration
New issue coming April 20th, 2021!
New issue coming April 20th, 2021!
Dear Mother-in-law,
How many times can you hoover your flat? Turns out, I can do it every single day. I see my dark hair on the beige carpet and it fills me with anxiety. Hair, anywhere other than on my head has always been a source of revulsion. Now that I’m married to an English man, who is perhaps more used to spotting light hair on the floor, the couch or the carpet, I have to be extra careful.
For your Sunday enjoyment: a comic!
Winslow has a variety of things living on or in his body, but I think the people are getting tinier…
Dear Todd,
Please stop pranking my dad. He thinks the walkie-talkie you hid in his room is the voice of God. You know how religious he is. I admit, it was funny when you told him to buy Whiteclaws for Kathy’s party because ‘God was feeling thirsty.’ But this has gotten out of hand.