“Trees man,” by Kyle Gervais
Dec 20th, 2021 | By Defenestration
what the fuck even
is a tree
just this big wood
rod all branching
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Beary Merry Christmas
Dec 17th, 2021 | By Defenestration
Is it Christmas yet? I wish it was Christmas right now.
Table of Contents for December 2021 Issue
Dec 16th, 2021 | By Defenestration
New issue coming December 20th 2021!
“Think Outside the Toilet Plume: Nix Those Hidden Hidden Health Hazards,” by David Guaspari
Dec 15th, 2021 | By Defenestration
Like Thick‑Tailed Spitting Scorpions biding their time under rocks in the Transvaal scrubland, Hidden Health Hazards lurk in every nook and most crannies of our environment. Steadily increasing in range, stealth, and lethality, they have also become ever more accessible, affordable, and fun—leaving scientists at a loss to explain why anyone is still alive.
“Announcing the Closure of the Lavender Town Pokémon Center,” by Darren Incorvaia
Dec 8th, 2021 | By Defenestration The Kanto Division of Pokémon Healthcare International regrets to inform you that we are closing the Lavender Town Pokémon Center, effective immediately. Closing your local Pokémon hospital was a tough decision, but given the Center’s low profits, our current financial situation, and the stock market’s recent shift from a Tauros market to a Teddiursa market, we feel it’s the correct one.