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One thing new parents don’t really think about is the breast pump. Seriously. It’s easy to understand the concept of breastfeeding, but many people fail to realize that moms are producing milk all the time, whether the baby is hungry or not. Baby might be asleep. Mom might be at work. Hell, baby might not even want breastmilk, preferring formula instead. But the breastmilk is still there, folks. Enter the breast pump: a device straight from a dairy cow’s nightmare, made travel size for mom’s convenience. Every three hours, day or night, mom turns on that accursed device, which makes a sound like a muffled washing machine as it literally milks her. It is truly surreal.

That being said, I honestly don’t know what Robot Ben is even doing in this comic.

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Andrew Kaye (known in some circles as AK) is the creator of Ben & Winslow and other questionable comics, many of which can be found in his deviantART gallery and his Tumblr. He’s also the editor-in-chief of this magazine. Duh.