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I know. It’s not actually Valentine’s Day. But it’s close.

The good thing about using organs as valentines is that they’re not wasted afterward. You can’t make a meat pie out of a shoebox full of cheap card-stock SpongeBob SquarePants valentines. Believe me. I’ve tried.

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Andrew Kaye (known in some circles as AK) is the creator of Ben & Winslow and other questionable comics, many of which can be found in his deviantART gallery. He’s also the editor-in-chief of this magazine. Duh?