Defenestration

“Today’s the Day,” by Andrew Porterfield

Radiant sunshine bursts through the living room window with enthusiasm and the birds perched on the blossoming trees outside chirp a cheery tune.   Dolly Parton is on VH1 singing, “Better Get to Livin’” and there I am lying on the floor, after choking on the first bite of my bagel, dead.   Clichéd and ironic, don’t [...]