Belle Gunness, mother and murderer entrepreneur, reveals what’s in her bag!

If the title “Lizzie Borden Took an Ax” doesn’t make you question Lizzie Borden’s innocence, you’ll certainly believe she was a murderess after watching at least ten different montages of wax heads smacked open and spewing strawberry jam.

There is a sinister being roaming the streets in the film The Tall Man. It has monstrous lips and empty eyes. It’s name is Jessica Biel and she is also an executive producer for this film.

Now that E.L. James is incredibly rich from her Fifty Shades of Grey series this is what we have to do:

Get in our cars, drive to my ex-boyfriend’s house and steal back my Wii.

Or, we all need to hunker down, write our own erotica novels and get that sweet cash money!

In a scene from the frighteningly mediocre The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe (played by John Cusack, befuddled-looking-actor-extraordinaire), discovers his house has been burned down by a serial-killer fiend intent on destroying Poe because of something something. But Poe is not to be deterred; he simply picks up his raccoon and goes to Luke Evan’s Victorian

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