The Justice System at Work

Apr 20th, 2007 | By | Category: Columns

It’s sort of uncomfortable when you get this from the judge presiding over your “Intoxicated While Driving With An Orangutan With A Suspended License And Silly Hat” case. But I really need the acquittal!*

* The napkin is real. The orangutan was not.


Frequent target of fallen angels, Eileen hides from their seductive wrath in the hallowed confines of Defenestration HQ, where she hopes to erect a wall of words between herself and the forces of evil.

This napkin was probably not from a fallen angel.

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