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By Jeff Crouch

There is nothing more hypnotic than layer upon layer of weenies on toast. Seriously.

Says Jeff Crouch:

Rather than offer excuses.
Allow me to boast profusely,
That food photography is
More funny than useless.

I am an internet artist,
Perhaps not the best, nor the smartest,
But what matters most,
Is that Defenestration Magazine
Accepted my "Weenie on Toast."

Please don't laugh when you see it.
The mustard stain, the short stump—
At least the toast's not the butt—
Of what I ate before lunch.