Submission Guidelines

By Michael Pelc


The literary journal Half-Baked Cow Pies will be closed to new submissions from January 1st to April 16th. If you choose to ignore our submission guidelines and send us your literary masterpiece during this time period, we will track you down and kill you.

Kindly note that, in addition to rendering you deceased, the aforementioned tracking and killing will further delay the date by which we will be able to resume reading submissions, causing scores of writers who dutifully followed our guidelines to become very angry with your dead body.

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